Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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12/23/2012

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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PENIS that is all

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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