- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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