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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Knock Knock.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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