What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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