- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

i saw amango it splootered

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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