- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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