- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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