- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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