What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Anti Joke

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