- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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