- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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