why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Good job, son.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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. . I am a whale

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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