- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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