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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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