Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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