- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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