???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

women's rights

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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