- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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