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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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