A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Anti Joke

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