How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A pope meets another one

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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