What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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