What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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