- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Gus's mom

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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