So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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