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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

ever tried african food? they neither

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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