- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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