a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

theres a fat guy

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Potato salad

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

hahaha

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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