You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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