- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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