- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Chris is hairy

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

i wonder who made this website? a human

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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