people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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