Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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