- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Roses are red Im adopted

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

where's mom I killed her

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

My jeans

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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