- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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