- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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