- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

I am a mime

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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