What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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