- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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