How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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The child was fired from his job.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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