- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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