Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Anti Joke

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