- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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