"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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