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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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