Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Chris is hairy

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rocky is here again.......................

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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