Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A man died.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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