An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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star wars kid

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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