- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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