roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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