Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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star wars kid

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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