- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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