What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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