Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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