Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock Knock Who's there

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Dwarf Shortage

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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