Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Anti Joke

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