- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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