Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What is white and long? A New York winter

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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