Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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