- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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