i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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No it doesnt..

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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