- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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