- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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