- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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