What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Ross.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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