whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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