What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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