Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

If you have a stroke, call 000

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A woman walks into a bar.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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