- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??