- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

My cat just died.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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