What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Donald Trump

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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