patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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