- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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