- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Smelly Indians.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Firgen and the blung brigade

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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